Here are a few short jokes to start your Friday morning off:
- Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?”
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Mr. Jeffries: “Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.” - An Eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. When they arrive, his friend asks, puzzled – “So where’s your igloo?”
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The friend replies “Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…” - A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say goodbye to your house
- Patient: Oh Doctor, I’m starting to forget things.
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Doctor: Since when have you had this condition?
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Patient: What condition? - Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?
Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.“
Your weather forecast for today:
A minimum of 17°C and a maximum of 31°C
Hazy sunshine; air quality will be unhealthy for sensitive groups
Sunrise: 5:52 AM
Sunset: 6:52 PM
Weather update by AccuWeather
