If you need help deciding what to buy your wife or girlfriend for Christmas, do not fret as the ‘Record Gift Police’ is here to assist.
Sometimes, women receive gifts from their significant other they never wanted. This could be totally avoidable if you knew exactly what to buy her.
Here is a list of what should not be on your Christmas shopping list, ever!
1. Plastic surgery voucher. Rule number one: It’s okay for women to say they’re not happy with their appearance. It’s NEVER okay for you to agree.
2. A boring gown. If the gown does not resemble the dress below then forget about it. Also, if you plan on sleeping on the couch tonight then go ahead. When she says she wants a gown, get something silky and sexy.
3. A workout DVD. Women prefer to eat as much as they want on Christmas. Don’t make them feel guilty for having three bowls of dessert.
4. An iron. If you prefer a bash to your head with an iron, go ahead and get her favourite house appliance brand.
5. Gift cards. Gift cards are so last year. Do not tell her you did not know what to buy her. You might see a whole different side to her.
