Kindergartden Politika — Now who would have guessed? With one commentator even asking the question whether the ANC should be afraid of Onse Jewelsie’s (Ju Ju, Julius ‘Grade 12’ Malema) new party, the effing EFF (Economic Freedom Fighters), and with nearly 15 000 people attending their launch on 13 October in Marikana, this Meerkat can only smile.
Yes it is reminiscent of the mighty ANC rallies of the last decade of the previous century (the 90’s domkoppe!), but please let me quote this jewel from Jewelesie’s speech:
“Today a pregnant African woman is giving birth to a giant child …”. Now let me stop right here. Who’s the daddy? Hum? And a giant child? Grote griete dis daai EFF… you get the idea. But let me continue. “A child who is going to be born today and walk immediately. A child who is going to be born today and speak immediately.” Yip let’s explain. It is obvious Jewelsie does not have a speech writer. Hence the giant-dumb-kids-walking-into-furniture-and-mumbling-nonsensical-out-of-the-womb … um … k… metaphors.
“You must be very scared when a child is born today and immediately shakes your hand.” Indeed Jewelsie, indeed. I’ll bek@k myself to be quite honest but what all these mutant ninja tsotsi gibberish has to do with politics, only the good Lord knows.
We continue. “This is a different child. This is a child who is going to fight for your salaries.” Number 1: A special child indeed with special educational needs. Number 2: Please let no child touch my already meagre salary! Well with the EFF the laughs just don’t stop.
On Zuma, Prez Jakopregop: “This country does not need a singer, it needs a thinker. I personally apologise for giving you a dancer, non-thinker and non-reader.” Yip Ju Ju, but does this country need an uneducated imbecile? Me thinks not. Anyway, this is the sort of dribble we should expect from a party with and overgrown child with and under-developed brain and 15 000 similar followers. Keep the laughs coming. Ju Ju for Prez. He is funny. Very.
This week’s Stupid People Shouldn’t Breed Award definitely without a doubt and a certain amount of heartburn goes to the Mahikeng Municipality that managed to buy a R132 000’s worth of Nando’s in one month! And nobody knows for whom?! Um, so much for destroying stereotypes, hey Mahikeng! Pass the Sjiekên…
